May 2012
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I want an innocent relationship
I want kisses and cuddling and innocent fun. I’m tired of all relationships being about sex nowadays. No wonder no one can stay together. What happened to cute dates and monthaversaries? I want the type of relationship that is full of excitement and doing stuff like exploring or just going out and driving as far as you can one day. I want something different.
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me every night: ok tomorrow i'll never eat again
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average teen: what if my mom finds out i've been drinking
me: what if my mom finds out my tumblr url
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What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
May 19th
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Friend: Omg, your parents are so nice!
You: It's because you're here.
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possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first...
isabelthespy: Persons People can walk but not handsanitizers Because handsanitizers don’t         have                 legs
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Cómo hacerte saber
¿Cómo hacerte saber… Que nadie quiere estar solo… Que para no estar solo hay que dar… Que para dar, debemos recibir antes… Que para que nos den también hay que saber pedir… Que saber pedir no es regalarse… Mario Benedetti Fragmento
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Put a percent in my ask box.
0%  Walking to my toilet, brb. 15% Uh. 30% You’re kinda cute, I guess. 45% Awh. 50% Small crush, nbd. 65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you. 80% I really want to talk to you… 95% Me, you, bed. 100% Will you be mine? DO IT.
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